Some Ax quotes for the day

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I want to put up so many quotes. I hope I don't ever run out of them. =/ Here are a handful.

< I need your help. Do you think you could get past whatever security someone might have on a PC? >

Ax laughed. Then he stopped. < Oh, you are serious. I assumed you were making a joke. I am making an effort to recognize human humor and respond appropriately. >

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< Are you lost? > Ax asked me.

< No, we are lost, > I [Marco] said. < Look for a pool. It was sort of kidney-shaped. >

< A pool? A Yeerk pool? >

< No, just a human pool. >

< I've never heard of such a thing. Are they necessary for reproduction? >

< No. But they help you get friends during the summer. >

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"You can't always get what you want. But If you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need." A famous human named Rolling Stones said that. I thought it was very wise, for a human."

- From the Earth Diary of Axfmili-Esgarrouth-lsthill