Anyone up for a lovely dish of Mad Libs crack?

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Now that the polar bear who my money is on as Marco has your attention, someone passed on this wonderful, quick, insane crack!fic spewing Mad Libs maker on fandomsecrets today, and since we've been a bit quiet around here lately (and there seems to be a generally appreciation for occasional silliness here), I just had to pay this forward..

Your challenge, should you choose to accept, is to go forth and make every (intentionally cracky) crack pairing tangent we've ever had at this comm look sane and well thought through, and then come back and post the results below in the comments for the amusement of all.

Go! :D