animorphslj | (no subject)

SO, in Bio, we're studying ethology. My professor is big on nature and animals, and she has a lot of pictures of animals from her walks through the woods.

So she flashes to a picture of a red-tailed hawk.

"What is this animal doing?"
"Saving the world from yeerks!"
People give me weird looks, so I say, "I mean, looking for food."

Then, a slide later, there's a freaking video of a grizzly bear with her cubs. One waddles around, and I am confident that it's Marco, because he would totally walk like that. I think Rachel and the others had some mission in Alaska and were disguised as a grizzly momma and cubs, because there is no other way to explain this.

If I fail Bio because all I did was come up with Animorph explanations for animal behavior, I will blame you guys.