Oh god, the tank! The tank! You know he talked about that on the Daily Show or something while promoting his book. (The really sad thing is it's totally not the worst thing that ever happened to Melissa Chapman courtesy of the Animorphs.)

Actually, "Marco's Daily Show interview" would be an awesome fanfic...

I feel like Marco and Tobias' relationship would've been weird after the war anyway, just because Ax left, and I feel like each was closer to Ax than to each other, and that they were used to functioning as a trio.