But we can't have Cassie die, can we? Sure, all of the people who hate Cassie would rejoice, but there are people who like her! Or who at least don't want to see her dead on the ocean floor. But perhaps Cassie is fortunate. Perhaps when the plane crashes, it crashed near the end if it's journey, when it was close to Sydney:
At which point, Cassie is saved by a hot Aussie Bondi Lifeguard! Niiiiiiiiiice. Go Cassie! (Of course, just after being saved Cassie would then be berated for not swimming in between the flags and getting caught in a rip, thereby ruining all chance of a hot Lifeguard fling)
And several days later, Lourdes arrives, and all the other Animorphs are insanely jealous of the fact that Cassie got to spent a few days on holiday in Australia. Rachel will never forgive you for all the shopping you didn't do.
But what if the plane didn't crash close to Sydney? What if it just crashed somewhere out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, but Cassie was at least able to morph something that prevented her from dying on impact? There is no way she could swim to Australia or the US. Not even if she morphed. Where would she go?
Alas, after having managed to swim to a nearby island, Cassie spends the rest of her life there, slowly going insane and talking to a coconut. And anyone who ever managed to come close, by pure chance, will flee and forever tell tales about the strange animals that would yell at them in their heads for destroying the environment.
But! There is one last scenario. Cassie manages to get to the sea without dying: but there is no island nearby to swim to. No land anywhere nearby. Just ocean, on and on. She only has one option for survival: morph, and become a nothlit forever.
...at which point, she can meet up with Aftran and have an epic romance filled with hot lesbian whale sex! Or possibly hetrosexual whale sex. Maybe even yaoi sex. Since we don't actually know the genders of their morphs.
...and that concludes what is wrong with this book! And yes, since I know you're all thinking it: I am clearly deranged for having thought up and bothering to draw all of this
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At which point, Cassie is saved by a hot Aussie Bondi Lifeguard! Niiiiiiiiiice. Go Cassie! (Of course, just after being saved Cassie would then be berated for not swimming in between the flags and getting caught in a rip, thereby ruining all chance of a hot Lifeguard fling)
And several days later, Lourdes arrives, and all the other Animorphs are insanely jealous of the fact that Cassie got to spent a few days on holiday in Australia. Rachel will never forgive you for all the shopping you didn't do.
But what if the plane didn't crash close to Sydney? What if it just crashed somewhere out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, but Cassie was at least able to morph something that prevented her from dying on impact? There is no way she could swim to Australia or the US. Not even if she morphed. Where would she go?
Alas, after having managed to swim to a nearby island, Cassie spends the rest of her life there, slowly going insane and talking to a coconut. And anyone who ever managed to come close, by pure chance, will flee and forever tell tales about the strange animals that would yell at them in their heads for destroying the environment.
But! There is one last scenario. Cassie manages to get to the sea without dying: but there is no island nearby to swim to. No land anywhere nearby. Just ocean, on and on. She only has one option for survival: morph, and become a nothlit forever.
...at which point, she can meet up with Aftran and have an epic romance filled with hot lesbian whale sex! Or possibly hetrosexual whale sex. Maybe even yaoi sex. Since we don't actually know the genders of their morphs.
...and that concludes what is wrong with this book!
And yes, since I know you're all thinking it: I am clearly deranged for having thought up and bothering to draw all of this