Oh, don't get me started on TwiMoms - they're off the handle and I'm fairly sure I've managed to piss off most of them too. They're the same 13 year old girls, only trapped in over weight, middle aged bodies, who go to sleep at night pleading with their husbands to roleplay Edward so they can have sex with him. They also like to sneak onto the movie set and hide in the bushes stalker-style, then post the videos on YouTube. It's gotten creepy.

And I totally agree about the covers. When Animorphs was in its hay-day I was the only girl in class who read them - my other friends would walk right past them, claiming they were too "weird." But my guy friends and I got totally hooked, and when I was 9 years old I decided that Rachel was my hero ;)